Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
The new Tsundere flavor from Mountain Dew!
It starts off cold then warms up!
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awh there’s a ladybug on my screen
On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.
I’m dying! Hahaha omg
Google X Lab Files Patent for Contact Lens With Built-In Camera
Google has invented a new smart contact lens with an integrated camera. The camera would be very small and sit near the edge of the contact lens so that it doesn’t obscure your vision. By virtue of being part of the contact lens, the camera would naturally follow your gaze, allowing for a huge range of awesome applications, from the basis of a bionic eye system for blind and visually impaired people, through to early warning systems (the camera spots a hazard before your brain does), facial recognition, and superhuman powers (telescopic and infrared/night vision).
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you
The aldgoats of Eastern Thanalan have begun to accept me as their own.
Soon we will play goat simulator.